Rusty had an old Motorola cell phone lying around and gave it to Caitlin to play with. She was carrying it everywhere. One day we were driving somewhere and she had it with her. This was our conversation:
Caitlin: So how do I make calls with my phone?
Us: It's not hooked up to make calls.
Caitlin: So when are you going to set that up?
Us: We aren't. You don't need to call people on it.
Caitlin: But I can text, right?
Us: No, it's not set up to do anything.
Caitlin: So it just has games.
By this time, I am dying laughing!
Us: No, Caitlin, it's just a pretend phone.
Funny, now she doesn't seem to carry it around anymore.